baby, this is paradise

and it's so goddamn good
export-your-insecurities:

Josh giving Tyler a hug. My video and gif (please don’t remove source). From the Madison, WI concert at the Majestic Theater.

export-your-insecurities:

Josh giving Tyler a hug. My video and gif (please don’t remove source). From the Madison, WI concert at the Majestic Theater.

saucefactory:


queelez:


lord-of-the-nerds:


discordion:


When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.


clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 


#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters


THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

saucefactory:

queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

kardashy:

♡songs for when you're sad♡; sometimes you just don’t feel so pop punk.
1. Late Nights In My Car - Real Friends2. Sometimes You're the Hammer, Sometimes You're The Nail - A Day To Remember3. Came Out Swinging - The Wonder Years4. Whiskey In Hell - Anarbor5. Hold onto Me - Mayday Parade6. This is Gospel - Panic! At The Disco7. Hope - We Came As Romans8. Carpe Diem - You Me At Six9. Clairvoyant - The Story So Far10. Stain Glass Eyes and Colorful Tears - Pierce The Veil11. Death Valley - Fall Out Boy12. Legacy - Memphis May Fire13. Take What You Can Carry - The Maine14. Canals - All Time Low15. Flaws - Bastille16. When You See My Friends (Acoustic) - Mayday Parade17. Last Hope - Paramore18. Family Reunion - Blink182

kardashy:

♡songs for when you're sad♡; sometimes you just don’t feel so pop punk.

1. Late Nights In My Car - Real Friends
2.
Sometimes You're the Hammer, Sometimes You're
The Nail - A Day To Remember
3. 
Came Out Swinging - The Wonder Years
4. 
Whiskey In Hell - Anarbor
5. Hold onto Me - Mayday Parade
6. 
This is Gospel - Panic! At The Disco
7. 
Hope - We Came As Romans
8. 
Carpe Diem - You Me At Six
9.
Clairvoyant - The Story So Far
10. 
Stain Glass Eyes and Colorful Tears - Pierce The Veil
11. Death Valley - Fall Out Boy
12.
Legacy - Memphis May Fire
13. Take What You Can Carry - The Maine
14. Canals - All Time Low
15. Flaws - Bastille
16. When You See My Friends (Acoustic) - Mayday Parade
17. Last Hope - Paramore
18. Family Reunion - Blink182
death-the-pale-horseman:

jaackles:

tardis-mind-palace:

chainedtoacomet:

When Dean Winchester finally dies (for good, this time), Death takes a holiday. 
He spends a week going to every fair and carnival in the continental US.
He eats every deep fried concoction possible.
When his holiday comes to an end, he goes to Heaven and knocks on the pearly gates with the head of his cane. He asks to speak with Dean Winchester.
Dean is surprised to find Death there when the angels bring him forward. Death swore that their last meeting, when Death personally escorted Dean’s soul to Heaven, would be the final time they ever saw one another.
“I found it,” Death tells him. “The perfect pie. It was in Muncie, Indiana. Apple, with a flaky, golden crust. The ratio of cinnamon to sugar and its balance with the tart Granny Smith…. it was just perfect. Divine, even.”
Dean stares at Death, unsure of why he is telling him this, but then he looks down. In Death’s hand is a wrinkled, white paper bag. Inside the bag is a slice of the perfect pie.
Dean takes the bag, mystified.
“Thanks for the pickle chips that time,” Death says, then disappears into the void.

did you just give me Death/Dean bromance feels

#And Dean turns back and walks back into the gates#He treks up an inclined road until it flattens and curves around#When he reaches his heaven Dean raises a free hand above his head and yells #’SAM#CAS #LOOKIT! PIE!’ (x)

death-the-pale-horseman:

jaackles:

tardis-mind-palace:

chainedtoacomet:

When Dean Winchester finally dies (for good, this time), Death takes a holiday. 

He spends a week going to every fair and carnival in the continental US.

He eats every deep fried concoction possible.

When his holiday comes to an end, he goes to Heaven and knocks on the pearly gates with the head of his cane. He asks to speak with Dean Winchester.

Dean is surprised to find Death there when the angels bring him forward. Death swore that their last meeting, when Death personally escorted Dean’s soul to Heaven, would be the final time they ever saw one another.

“I found it,” Death tells him. “The perfect pie. It was in Muncie, Indiana. Apple, with a flaky, golden crust. The ratio of cinnamon to sugar and its balance with the tart Granny Smith…. it was just perfect. Divine, even.”

Dean stares at Death, unsure of why he is telling him this, but then he looks down. In Death’s hand is a wrinkled, white paper bag. Inside the bag is a slice of the perfect pie.

Dean takes the bag, mystified.

“Thanks for the pickle chips that time,” Death says, then disappears into the void.

did you just give me Death/Dean bromance feels

   (x)

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texas-red-dirt-sunset:

introbulus:

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

I sea.

guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.

fangoriaaa:

shslequius:

mango is a funny word

jESUS FUKCING CHRIS  T

fangoriaaa:

shslequius:

mango is a funny word

jESUS FUKCING CHRIS  T

221cbakerstreet:

ilvalentinos:

stevemcqueened:

I’m going to go through a list of your co-stars and you tell me what you think of them.

#the man. the myth. the legend.

my dream is to be called a motherfucker by samuel l jackson

warpedbyparamore:

The only thing I know is keeping me alive

my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

consulting-khanberbatch:

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

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they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

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