Josh giving Tyler a hug. My video and gif (please don’t remove source). From the Madison, WI concert at the Majestic Theater.
When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.
clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented
THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT
♡songs for when you're sad♡;sometimes you just don’t feel so pop punk.1. Late Nights In My Car - Real Friends
2. Sometimes You're the Hammer, Sometimes You're
The Nail - A Day To Remember
3. Came Out Swinging - The Wonder Years
4. Whiskey In Hell - Anarbor
5. Hold onto Me - Mayday Parade
6. This is Gospel - Panic! At The Disco
7. Hope - We Came As Romans
8. Carpe Diem - You Me At Six
9. Clairvoyant - The Story So Far
10. Stain Glass Eyes and Colorful Tears - Pierce The Veil
11. Death Valley - Fall Out Boy
12. Legacy - Memphis May Fire
13. Take What You Can Carry - The Maine
14. Canals - All Time Low
15. Flaws - Bastille
16. When You See My Friends (Acoustic) - Mayday Parade
17. Last Hope - Paramore
18. Family Reunion - Blink182
When Dean Winchester finally dies (for good, this time), Death takes a holiday.
He spends a week going to every fair and carnival in the continental US.
He eats every deep fried concoction possible.
When his holiday comes to an end, he goes to Heaven and knocks on the pearly gates with the head of his cane. He asks to speak with Dean Winchester.
Dean is surprised to find Death there when the angels bring him forward. Death swore that their last meeting, when Death personally escorted Dean’s soul to Heaven, would be the final time they ever saw one another.
“I found it,” Death tells him. “The perfect pie. It was in Muncie, Indiana. Apple, with a flaky, golden crust. The ratio of cinnamon to sugar and its balance with the tart Granny Smith…. it was just perfect. Divine, even.”
Dean stares at Death, unsure of why he is telling him this, but then he looks down. In Death’s hand is a wrinkled, white paper bag. Inside the bag is a slice of the perfect pie.
Dean takes the bag, mystified.
“Thanks for the pickle chips that time,” Death says, then disappears into the void.
did you just give me Death/Dean bromance feels
#And Dean turns back and walks back into the gates#He treks up an inclined road until it flattens and curves around#When he reaches his heaven Dean raises a free hand above his head and yells #’SAM#CAS #LOOKIT! PIE!’ (x)
If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.
mango is a funny word
jESUS FUKCING CHRIS T
"have you ever watched the show Supern-"
I’m going to go through a list of your co-stars and you tell me what you think of them.
my dream is to be called a motherfucker by samuel l jackson
The only thing I know is keeping me alive
so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever
and then i checked their names
they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD
WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS